list of ways i fear of dying. seriously. 12.13.09.

• Bobby pin head stabbing. When I wrap my hair at night, it involves bobby pins. But I won't lay (lie?? I never know) down without securing them with a scarf so they don't go haywire while I'm sleeping and decide to stab me in the head. There are two modes of badness that can happen via bobby pin stabbing:
  • Bleeding to death.
  • Brain damage. (if that is the case - let it be known: I want my organs donated. I don't want my anyone trying to tell the doctor "SHE NEVER TOLD US!!! KEEP HER ORGANS INTACT!" It's on my drivers license and now it's on my blog. And if anyone is gonna harvest my insides, let it be McSteamy even though he doesn't really do that... anyway, let it be a hot doctor. Actually. Let it be a hot doctor only if I shaved the night before my bobby pin brain damage. Maybe I should start shaving before bed. I do it in the morning, but what good is that in comparison to this??)

THESE ARE THE THINGS I WORRY ABOUT! You should too.

(also. talk to your family about organ donation. they should know what your plans are. check out the steps involved for your state here.)

Comments

[Jackie]

I love you. And, I'm a donor. Yay!

[yo sistah.]

you are way too invested in grey's anatomy.

[goldie]

Jackie: YAY for donations.

Sis: Yes. I am. Grey's Anatomy is a lifestyle, really.

[karrie berray]

you are making too much sense.

TOO MUCH.