farting is such sweet sorrow.

Farting is always funny. ALWAYS.

Co-irker (evil lady. eeevil.) went into the restroom steps before me. She proceeded into the stall reserved for handicapped people - a pet peeve of mine. I handled my wiz biz quickly, as per the usual. While I was washing my hands, co-irker lets a fat fart rip. Sounded like she was shooting an AK-47 into the toilet.

I knew she knew I was still in there.

Such sweet, smelly vindication.

I couldn't help but smile in the mirror+saunter on outta there with the knowledge that she was ripely embarrassed in the large stall while festering in her funk.

I mean, the flip side is that she did it on purpose. But that's hardly the case between co-irkers. Farting on purpose is more of a friendly gesture between confidants. Or maybe that's just me.

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[CourtneyDaneen]

This is too funny! I really was laughing out loud while reading this!!! Only you Goldie =)