hello, lover.

I love Anthony Bourdain.

Who?

Him:

Chef. Author. TV personality. Object of my affection.

He's sassy+hilarious, is super world-ly, makes innuendo a-plenty on his show, throws down in the kitchen, eats anything, has salt+pepper hair+a bump in his nose. All big pluses in my book.

I don't watch much TV, but I definitely perve out to make time for No Reservations.

Men in stripes look like bits of fancy candy.

Comments

[ilyana]

he is the only salt+pepper I dig on in life, he's so beautifully beat up.

his love of street meats makes me feel like we belong together

[goldie]

Hey Ilyana! Thanks for stopping by, dude!

"Beautifully beat up." Perfect! He's like a sexy piece of man leather.

About you two belonging together... I'm in a good mood, so I won't shank you for wanting a piece of him. He's a whole lotta man. We can share.

[alice]

dear god, i love this man.
the man i marry (provided this ever happens, and to a man) must be exactly like him. love of spicy offal, notwithstanding.

[goldie]

Alice, I feel you,grrrrl. Between me, you+Ilyana,I don't know what Anthony B. would do with himself.