welp. there's my vagina.

I was sitting in my mom's home office one day, checking out the photo screen saver. It has photos for the bast 10 or so years that come up in random order. Pretty neat.

Except the time that my vagina came onto the screen. Spread eagle. Like, "HEYYYY WORLD!"

My sister snapped photos of me pushing Lorelai out of my love hole. Fair enough. It was pretty effing spectacular+the best day of my life.

But. Like. That photo... it's one for the archives, right? Not the screen saver. Keep in mind, Lorelai was a few years old at that point. So my goodies had been popping up on that computer for YEARS at the point of my discovering it!

Not only that, but I'm fairly certain my brother+sis-in-law saw it. That means my dad's probably seen it too.

*sigh*

When I asked my mom about it, she was super perfunctory about it. "Oh yeah. I guess I can take it down." She took it down. Like, hecka months after the discovery.

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[Bella]

LMAOOOOO

[nightfall]

.........damn!