oink.
Monday, February 7, 2011 at 7:09PM Been pretty pouty-pants about having gained weight recently. I was training for football about a year ago+was in pretty good shape, but I never got to my goal (stone cold fox). Partly cus I got my heart broken around that time (the easiest way to get over someone is to wrap your mouth around a platter of nachos). Partly cus I sprained my ankle. Partly cus I decided not to play football - I didn't want to kill myself.
I kinda stayed the same weight+ got a little cushion-y-er for a while. That's all gone to heifer heaven since about Summer.
I'm tired of being all portly (for me)+pouty. I was all bitchin about my stretch marks the other day. Summer is coming up (eventually)+I wanna maybe wear a bikini.
So. We'll see how this goes.
Filed Under: Goldie Attempts To Look Like A Bond Girl For The 186th Time.
Either way. No more sad Jabba The Hut. It's not the business.
confidence, insecurity, oink, self-portrait, weight
Reader Comments (2)
at my fattest, i told my lady that i didnt have a beer gut. it was simply the fuel tank for the love machine.
i don't think she fell for it.
however, gaining weight isn't necessarily bad. as long as you're relatively healthy.
your office crush would still bone the shit out of you. i'm sure of it.
I like to think that my cushion is for pushin. But that's kinda denial. I'm fairly healthy. (denial again cus I walked the stairs at work today+was outta breath after 1 flight - but I did it for 10 minutes! w00t!)