oink.

Been pretty pouty-pants about having gained weight recently. I was training for football about a year ago+was in pretty good shape, but I never got to my goal (stone cold fox). Partly cus I got my heart broken around that time (the easiest way to get over someone is to wrap your mouth around a platter of nachos). Partly cus I sprained my ankle. Partly cus I decided not to play football - I didn't want to kill myself.

I kinda stayed the same weight+ got a little cushion-y-er for a while. That's all gone to heifer heaven since about Summer.

I'm tired of being all portly (for me)+pouty. I was all bitchin about my stretch marks the other day. Summer is coming up (eventually)+I wanna maybe wear a bikini.

So. We'll see how this goes.

Filed Under: Goldie Attempts To Look Like A Bond Girl For The 186th Time.

Either way. No more sad Jabba The Hut. It's not the business.

back-in-the-day barbra streisand.

this about sums it up.

Blurry.

Gold.

Reflection.

creepy. but kind of amazing. part ii.

Another self-portrait photo dump. Why do I have so many self-portraits? Because when I'm tinkering along, I get bored sometime+click on the camera. Wheeee.

From my original creepy photo dump:

"It's totally ok to think of yourself as creepy+amazing. Just be sure that you're the one to assure yourself, "I am creepy. I am amazing," before anyone else does.

Tell yourself you are amazing. Believe it. Don't seek that truth from anyone else."

the last goldbender.

Went to a street fair today in Berkeley. There was a face painter. Liv+I saw a kid with the blue forehead arrow from Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender. We loved it+copied it.

Also. Lorelai+my niece were WAY embarassed that we were getting our faces painted. *insert evil parental laugh here.*